It's Midnight CDT & it's time once again for Too Damn Late!

WARNING: Too Damn Late is not written in front of a live studio audience. Since it's written after midnight, the contents in here are uncensored by anybody as an act of first ammendment rights. Therefore, if you are easily offended by swear words or outrageous thoughts, STOP READING THIS BLOG ENTRY NOW!!! I don't want to hear any complaints from anybody because you read this with ample warning. I don't writing these warnings, but I do so to protect myself here. By reading beyond this warning, you hereby consent to such adult content. VIEWER DESCRETION IS ADVISED!

Over the past few days, I've been borrowing my brother's netbook to assist me in covering an event that I was attending. Upon borrowing, I was requested to optimize his netbook in hopes of improving performance & allow him to listen to music while doing other stuff. Upon this request, I have found the "curse" of the netbooks.

After optimizing (or "decrappifying", as some may refer to it), the overall effect was a whopping 5% improvement... 2% of that being from the registry defragmentation. This isn't a major improvement, the performance is still a disgrace from what it should be. It's slow, audio quality is crappy & I wouldn't bet my life on the netbook. Before some idiot starts arguing that I'm just dissin' netbooks, let's give the netbook a fair comparison here.

The Netbook

• Type: Acer's Aspire One
• Originally Made: 2006
• Processor: 1.6 Ghz Intel Atom (Dual Core)
• RAM: ~1.0 GB (~1024 MB's)
• OS: Windows XP Home SP3

• Type: Gateway Select
• Originally Made: 1998
• Processor: 800 Mhz (0.8 Ghz) AMD
• RAM: ~386 MB's (0.3 GB's)
• OS: Windows XP Home SP3

Start up
Systems are started up from full shutdown & then the clock stops when all start-up items are loaded. For this test, the desktop has a couple of handicaps. First, there's the user login prompt as it's currently set up for two users without either account being loaded (the netbook only has one account that's automatically logged in). Second, there's extra start-up items in it's list to increase it's start-up time. Regardless of these handicaps, the timing was consistent.

The winner here was the desktop with a start-up time of 1 minute & 31 seconds, when Rocketdock (the last item in the start-up list) appeared on screen. The netbook clocked in with a time of 4 minutes & 31 seconds when AVG (the last item in the start-up list) appeared in the system tray. It's obvious of the winner as the desktop reached the login screen at the minute mark & the start-up chimes played 5 seconds later. The netbook took 2 & half minutes play it's start-up chimes (completely garbled), but the system was nearly ready at the 4-minute mark. However, it took 30 seconds for AVG to load up & stop the clock.

By the time the netbook finally got it's goddamn act together, I was able to load up a preferred media player & a simple game (or my preferred text writing program) before the crappy netbook could do the same thing. To Add insult to injury, the desktop did it with HALF the processors, HALF the processing power & a THIRD of the RAM... yet it still managed to fuck the netbook in the ass twice before it could do anything.

Shut Down
This is another simple task. At the end of the day, you've closed all the programs that you've used & shut your system down until you need it later. While I prefer to use hibernation instead of a full shutdown (as it speed things up a bit), I performed a full shutdown for this task. The clock starts when I hit "U" on the keyboard at the shutdown option prompt (logged into a user account) & stopped when the system is off (as both systems automatically do this). Again, the desktop has a handicap as it's been configured to wipe it's pagefiles (2 - 1.0 GB files over 2 hard drives) as a security measure & it takes extra time to do so. The netbook was NOT yet configured to do so.

Well surprise, surprise... the netbook was the obvious winner with a shutdown time of 34 seconds versus a 1:37 of the desktop. It's the netbook's turn to be the bastard, humping the desktop for a minute there. Even if the netbook was configured to wipe it's pagefile (of 1.5 GB's), it would still whip the desktop's ass.

General Use
This is more of a subjective test as there's various things to contribute to overall rating. While I am overlooking the 186 pixel difference in screen resolution (desktop running at 1024 x 768 while the netbook is running at 1024 x 600), I cannot give either system a clear winner. I do, however, have to give the advantage to desktop for the handling quality of multitasking capabilities. When I work, I like to listen to music, either through Pandora or a preferred media player, & I have roughly 3-4 programs running at the same time. While the desktop handles everything fairly well & despite the occasional issues of processor grindage (yes, I'm a power user & I can fuck up nearly can computer that I can touch in some way), the desktop handles the music playback better than the netbook. The netbook tends to garble the music to some degree. The garbling becomes so horrible that it sounds like mating cats... continue this for about 3 minutes & you can see why I have to give the desktop the advantage.

To make the goddamn garbling issue worse, it seems that the program you use can make a difference! Using Windows Media Player 11 BY ITSELF can garble any music playing through it. The majority of the problem is with the visualizer, whether or not you're viewing it. However, even when you disable the visualizer, it still garbles the music a little. BY COMPARISON, using VLC Media Player did the job without any problems. Even when I enable the visualizer & increase the playback speed to 2.0x, there was no garbling (although the song played at 2.0x did incur some chopping, but that's acceptable with that occurence). Only when running additional applications with VLC that major garbling occured at the faster playback speeds (above 1.0x). When playing at regular speed, garbling was minimal.

The two major upsides to netbooks are price & portability (but not necessarily battery life). These netbooks have a starting price of $300 without tax, making it an easy choice for an entry PC / laptop... HOWEVER, you may want to consider looking in the $500 range to avoid some of the annoyances that I'm experience here. The netbooks are usually small enough that you can cram one into a binder that you would likely use for school or college to inconspiously transport one. HOWEVER, the major downsides are that you can't upgrade the hardware, so you'll most likely have to buy a replacement system in 3-5 years as your system won't be able to handle the requirements of the newer programs.

While I'll still prefer the capabilities of the standard laptops (larger screen, larger keyboard & better upgrade capabilities), netbooks are OK for an entry-level. They're not designed for processor grinding or major multitasking, but you get an OK computer for the price... just be aware of the gripes that more experienced users will likely have when trying use one of these dinky systems like a full-fledge one.

That's all for this episode of Too Damn Late. It's 1:30 AM & I have a busy day of preparation tomorrow.

Posted by TStodden at 5:51 PM CDT

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It's 1:58 AM CDT & it's time one again for Too Damn Late!

WARNING: Too Damn Late is written (but not necessarily posted) after midnight. If you've been reading this series, you should perfectly aware that there's practically NO FORM OF CENSORSHIP DONE HERE! If you don't like swearing & other crude ideas... THEN STOP READING THIS ENTRY NOW!!! This warning is designed for the Stickenbaums of the world & to protect myself from verbal & legal assaults. If you choose NOT to heed this warning, don't go crying to me if you don't like what you read. VIEWER'S DISCRETION IS ADVISED.

I've been watching Mystery Science Theater 3000 (commonly referred to as MST3K) before bed lately, mostly as mix of a bad movie & some comedy mixed together, as way to clear my mind & potentially crush my soul a little in order to avoid me staying up & writting these. For those who are unfamiliar with the show, it was a late night show that broadcasted a bad movie WITH a riff track by the host of the show. Pretty much they made fun of the movie while it was being broadcasted in order to make it more palatable for the viewers... Here's the very brief history of the show.

The series started at a TV station in Minnesota when a commedian by the name of Joel Robinson just started making jokes about the movie while it was being broadcasted on weekend. Despite some complaints, the majority of the calls were positive & a pilot season was made (or what the fans of the series calls it). Somebody from a cable TV network, which is NOW called Comedy Central, picked up the series in 1989. Joel was the host of the show until middle of the 5th season (in 1994), when he left on his own & the series head writer Mike Nelson stepped in.

At the end of the 6th season (in 1995), the show was on hiatus to create MST3K: The Movie, which Universal fucked them with a lousy run in the US. Unfortunately, the proverbial screwing didn't stop there as Comedy Central was canceling the reason & only gave the 7th season a lousy 6 episodes to end the series. HOWEVER, the fans were able to snag the interest of the Sci-Fi channel. Sci-Fi gave the series 3 more seasons, more like 2 1/2 seasons as the 10th & final season (in 1999) was only 13 episodes long. HOWEVER, the fans again kept the series in syndication until 2004.

The main reason MST3K has died on the air was mostly because of the royalty fees the movie companies were pulling out of the production company's ass to use their films, which causes some problems with some studios (especially the Gamera series). The spirit of MST3K lives on through the web with Rifftrax, where the main stars of MST3K continue rifting through movies. However, the movies they poke fun at are the larger named titles (Harry Potter series, Roadhouse, ect.) for pay-per-download. Rifftrax has gotten so popular that they added on-demand video services & has become the clearing house of other rifters.

The main premise of MST3K is that an crazy evil guy technically kidnaps an innocent guy (originally Joel, then Mike), fires him off into space (to a satelite) & force him to watch very bad movies. Joel created a couple bots from parts of the satelite for company: Gypsy, who is essentially the satelite's mother. Then Crow & Tom Servo, who accompanies Joel (then Mike) into the theater to watch the movie & make fun ot it with Cambot (the original bot on the satelite) to record everything. During the Sci-Fi era, the crazy evil guy was replaced with his mother, who took up the same quest of domination.

For those who are interested in getting into the series, here's a rough list of episodes that you should try to rent (you'll have fair luck with Netflix), find online (mostly through BitTorrent sites) OR YouTube (before the Copyright Cops kills them).

1) Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie
Why not start the list with most accessible one ever! While it is shorter than any of the TV episodes, it does give you a good idea of the show's premise & a cross-section of what they normally do in the TV series (during the Comedy Central era).

The movie, "This Island Earth", main premise is that a nuclear scientist gets recuited by an alien race to help solve their energy problem, which give him & a fellow comade a round trip to an alien planet.

2) Episode 820: Space Mutiny
Part of the Sci-Fi era that has received good notes by fans. The movie's premise is that Earth is having overcrowding problems, so a large group of colonists depart Earth to make a 10 light year trip to another Earth-like planet. HOWEVER, a small group of people have different plans for the colony ship & start an internal war.

The biggest running joke here is that Mike & the bots keep raffling off random names for the main character. There's also a big continuity error ("It was awefully nice of you to give that dead girl another chance.") in the movie. While it's not a critical error, it does bring a few good laughs.

3) Episode 903: Puma Man
This movie actually contains a major movie star (see the old James Bond movies) that they do make fun of. The movie's premise is that can evil guy discovers an aztec (actually alien) mask & uses it in an attempt to take over the world. However, a superhero with "the blood of the gods" (the aliens who left the mask) to defeat the villian & restore the mask to it's rightful place.

This movie isn't that bad, but it's extremely cheese that it deserves to be in the "B-list".

3) Episode 907: Hobgoblins
This "Gremlins" reject has all the hallmarks of a bad movie, but it remains fairly watchable. The movie's premise is that these aliens (the Hobgoblins) have been hanging out in a movie studio's vault for 30 years before escaping & terrorizing a trainee security guard & friends.

As noted, it one of the bad movies where the rifting really shines through.

4) Episode 910: The Final Sacrafice
Noted as "The Worst Thing to Come from Canada" (MST3K's note), the movie's premise is that a kid who's being raised by his aunt discovers a map his father left behind & the cult that killed his father comes after him for the map. The kid runs into drifter, who is actually a former member the cult, who assists him into figuring out the secrets of the map.

The majority of the jokes revolve around the drifter, but it's another movie that you need the rifting to make it viewable.

5) Episode 424: Manos: The Hands of Fate
WARNING: NOT FOR WEAK WILLS! -- REPEATED VIEWS COULD BE CONSIDER AS TORTURE (OR AT LEAST CRUEL & UNUSUAL PUNISHMENT)!

This is the ONLY episode in the entire series that I can definately give this warning to as this is the candidate for THE WORST MOVIE OF ALL TIME! This was done during the Joel era, but this so bad that no amount of rifting could salvage it. This is also the ONLY MOVIE there the "bads" actually apologize to captives about this movie.

If you can actually figure out the premise or the storyline of the movie, feel free to tell me AS I COULDN'T FIGURE IT OUT! This was biggest issue with that movie that it was driving me insane.

6) Episode 1001: Soultaker
Fans of the series would enjoy this episode as it a bit of a "reunion" show with the former cast members (Joel & TV's Frank) returning just for this show. While the show's storyline overshadows the actual movie, the movie is OK in general.

The movie's premise is that the souls of 4 teenagers are throw out of their bodies in a crash & it's the Soultaker's job (played by Joe Estevez, who is related to Charlie & Martin Sheen, the closest thing to a major star you'll be able to find) to hunt those souls down before it's too late.

If you can find the actual DVD's for these episodes, you'll be able to watch the movie with OR without MST3K rifftrack. However, if you take the online route, you'll notice tape cuts where the commercials would normally be (as they're digitized version of VHS tapes that fans recorded). Either way, this list should give you a fair cross-section of the series.

If you can't really stomach the series, you might want to try movies that you're more familiar with at the Rifftrax website as they have small rift samples that you can preview to give you a taste before you actually have to cough up any money. If you can't enjoy rifts on movies that you may (or may not) like, you might need to get that christmas tree removed from your ass (hopefully star or the angel topper comes with it) as you obvious don't have a good sense of humor.

That's all I have for tonight... NOW GO TO BED!

Posted by TStodden at 6:37 PM CDT

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I thought that I'd never actually do this...  but roughly an hour ago (at time of writing), I actually took the plunge & evolve myself from "Web 1.5" to "Web 2.0" with the inclusion of a Facebook account...

 Let the stalkers come!

Posted by TStodden at 4:50 PM CDT

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For those who are wondering when I'm going to update my site (& not my blog or Twitter), I will note that I am working on some new stuff...  it's just that life & work has gotten in the way.

I'm pretty much just adding a new section to express some of my creative side...  mostly involving Dungeons & Dragons.

More info to come when I get closer to uploading.

Posted by TStodden at 4:08 PM CDT

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This Sunday marks the 20th anniversary of United Flight 232, which crashed in Sioux City, IA.

You can check out the details at http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Airlines_Flight_232 but those who are living in the Siouxland area will be able to see the Made-for-TV movie of the events on KTIV (ch 4.1) this weekend.

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It's 3:25 AM (at time of writing) & I just got back about from the midnight premier of Harry Potter & the Half Blood Prince. Before I go to bed, I thought I'd write a review of the movie while it's still fairly fresh in my mind... although the weather going to the movie was fairly fitting with stormy weather just to the east of me (as major storm cells went through about 3-4 hours prior).

Harry Potter & the Half Blood Prince is a 2:40 movie that follows the book, but the screenwriters took a little too much creative license in my opinion as it glazed over a few important aspects in the book & they added a non-existant battle in the middle, which doesn't fit the book AT ALL & really damages the potential integrity of the next two (YES, TWO! They decided to split Harry Potter & the Deathly Hallows into two parts) movies. The biggest glazing over was the ending, which should have been a bit more darker than what was portrayed (as the big battle scene should have existed here) HOWEVER, the core storyline is still there.

For the look of Hogwarts, where the majority of the film takes place, the director went a bit more traditional with the look... but it mixes all the major aspects from the previous films to make it seem more familiar. The Burrow, while somewhat familiar... just seems a bit out of place in respect for is location & how they handled it in film during the screenwriter's fit of creative license SHOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED AT ALL as it's totally out of place! If you've read all the books, you would totally understand why I'm griping about this!

As for casting, the person they got for the roll of Professor Horace Slughorn was a bit unusual IMO. While the casting director took a bit of creative license (in order to maintain the series' rule that the entire cast MUST be from England, mostly for autheticity reasons), their choice was a bit odd IMO. While I failed to get the name of the actor (as the majority of the theater patrons were likely scrambling to get home as it was 2:40 AM when I got out of the theater), the look of Professor Slughorn reminds me of Syvester McCoy... who was the 7th Doctor in the "Doctor Who" series (the CLASSIC Series in the late 1980's, mind you... the predicessor of the current series, which should be starting it's 5th season in 2010 with the 11th Doctor).

While the storyline isn't the greatest (as those who haven't read the book might find it hard to follow) & the fits of creative license with the screenwriters, Harry Potter & the Half Blood Prince will likely be a summertime blockbuster regardless what I say. However, I strongly suggest that you put in an effort to read the books to appreciate the movie. Otherwise, all I can say it that Harry Potter & the Half Blood Prince is PASSABLE on average... It'll please those who just watch the movies, but the fans would likely demand more from the screenwriters than what they presented.

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Welcome back to NESpresso's NESlog. The "Summer of Emotion" is still in full swing as ever.

The 4th of July was relatively quiet for me. There were a few noted violations of Iowa's Fireworks laws (where the only legal fireworks are "Family Safe" one... black snakes, sparklers, whippersnaps... the boring stuff), but since law enforcement is very relaxed ("non-existant" more like it)... those violations most likely won't get anyone reported. The one family, roughly 1000 feet west of me, had their usual display of fireworks with little regard to the law or the negative effects they may have caused. However, it was my neighbors who were about a half-block east of me that was the most concerning. Since they're were well within city limits (& not on the outskirts), they could have easily caused a fire with one errant firework. THANKFULLY, it was a relatively damp outside & they were a little more considerate with their firing (spacing the lighting of them out). I caught part of the town's firework's display from the comfort of my own house. Although obscurred by the trees & my neighbor's house, I was able to see a good number of them. Since I was far enough away from them (roughly a half-mile, at an estimate), I didn't get the ear-shattering bangs that you experience when you're nearby (which helps). HOWEVER, I did experience a triple-echo with each bang, since the sounds reflected off the grain elevators nearby.

As for the "Summer of Emotion", the celebrity death count has just edged over the double-digit mark... with the death of Billy Mays & Molly Sludgin (pardon the misspelling). Billy Mays will most likely be remembered by others due to the LACK of his annoying presence in the infomercials. However, those who've seen "Are You Being Served?" (an old BBC sitcom, commonly rebroadcasted on PBS stations in the US) would remember her as Mrs. Slocombe.

As for a personal note in the "Summer of Emotion", my younger bro's wedding is in 5 days. It'll be a the first time in about 4 or 5 years that my family will be together for a special occasion. While my Grandmother's funeral was a depressing note that brought the majority of my family & my father's side together (which kicked off the "Summer of Emotion"), my sister wasn't there as she moved to Oregon shortly after graduating college. While it was originally a "temporary venture" (originally staying there for a year), she's enjoyed it out there so much that she's staying there on a permament basis (from what I can tell). While I can't say that she left on the best of terms with me (as I had bit of a falling out with her & her "demanding tendencies" prior to moving out to Oregon), things between us (with time & distance) have patched things up as well as I can expect them to be. She's flying in tomorrow evening into Sioux Falls, which is a reasonable destination considering where my older brother is living & it's a lot cheaper (about 2-3x cheaper) than trying to book a flight closer.

I think the one thing that has somewhat improved our sibling relationship are the stories she calls home about & the "wusses" she has to deal with during some severe weather. She thinks it's funny that the residents freak about about 2 inches of snow, which is pretty normal around here (unless that turns into 2 FEET of snow); HOWEVER, she does empathise with a few of them as the one road is practically impassible when it's iced up. Recently, she wasn't afraid of the severe weather & tornado watches in her area. In fact, she was totally disappointed by the severe weather that was occuring. A few claps of thunder... that was practically it. However, her co-workers (who are more likely natural residents of the area) were freaking out. My sister had to tell them that the restrooms were the safest place to be if a tornado would actually hit their area (as it was a windowless room). My sister wasn't afraid that much since we've experienced some really severe weather & had a few near-misses with tornados.

It was the 4th of July weekend of 1998 (11 years go) that we experienced one of the worst severe weather storms. We were on break from summer camp & on the road when we were hit with what we described as an "in-land hurricane", as the storm seemed to be that bad at the time. The downporing rain was so heavy that it was actually bouncing up into the engine, which caused a few problems. We had to stop as the next town & waited for the storm to pass before the could attempt to go any further. Even the bikers were camping out in the car wash stations next door to the place we stopped at. From what we heard later from some of the summer camp staff was that we were lucky to leave when we did as a Tornado Warning was issued shortly after we left... which would have killed any departure attempts for a while, if we were still there. In Iowa, if a Severe Thunderstorm Warning gets issued, people take a bit more caution outside... but nothing (except the pools & other outdoor rec areas) would close down. It usually takes a Tornado Warning (including the local sirens) to bring entire communities to a halt as it's pretty well known how devestating a tornado can be. Even if a tornado is 5-10 miles off target (as in "outside the projected path"), the sirens go off. I know the sirens are there to give everybody a last-minute warning (of about 5 minutes at least, if known), but it can be annoying when you're keeping an eye on the radar images online.

Anyways, back on subject... My younger brother & my soon-to-be sister-in-law have been seeing each other since 2003 & have been living together since the summer of 2007. Despite some issues between siblings (on both sides), things have gone reasonably well. As for their relationship prior to marriage, there's a few things that just don't seem to work well between them. While I'll be a little surprised if they make it 5 (or even 10) years, they seem to be willing to make their relationship work. I just hope their future kids can avoid the genetic pitfalls they both seem to have... but that won't be known for about 10-15 years down the road at a guestimate.

Posted by TStodden at 12:01 AM CDT

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It's 1:25 AM CDT & it's time once again for Too Damn Late!

WARNING: Too Damn Late is written after midnight, so all the "common courtesies" like self-censoring, have gone to bed as well. If you're overly sensitive & easily offended by material... STOP READING THIS POST RIGHT NOW!!! I don't like writing this warning, but I do so in order to warn those who like reading my other entries. If you choose to keep reading beyond this warning, you do so AT YOUR OWN RISK! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!

Before anybody asks where Episode 2.0 went... It was stuffed into the TDL archives without seeing the life on the web. After a fair night's sleep, I thought it would be better off that it never reaches the web.

Anyways, this episode of "Too Damn Late" is dedicated to books. Although old-school by today's standards, there's just some times when you just want to turn off your electronic devices & let your imagination (which is probably in a comma, which all the content there is online) get a small workout. All books suggested in here have been read by myself, regardless of the age they're designed for. Without further ado, here's the list!

1) Harry Potter series by J.K. Rowling (7 Books)
I know what you're thinking... Why starting with a fucking kiddie fad series? Before I got into the series, I was bucking the trend as well. However, J.K. Rowling's writing is really good & she presents a fairly modern fantasy series that could be plausible. While some things are out there, most of the ideals in the series mesh very well with reality.

While the movies (which is set to debut in 2011) are a fair depiction of the books, they're often heavily compressed for time & some items were modified to better suit the film. I still highly suggest that you read the books in order. However, I will note that the one BIG THEORY I had about the end of the 6th Book (which I freely told to some friends, who were interested in it) was actually confirmed in the 7th Book... but you'll have to read the series to find out... If you haven't read into any spoilers, as some websites & even some shows have done so.

Even though the first three books tend to have a light, happy ending... the 4th through 6th books have a darker, less-than-happy ending... which wraps up in a generally happy ending in the 7th. It's a great read that I have to suggest.

2) Lemony Snickett's A Series of Unfortunate Events (13 Books)
Yes, it's another kid's series. However, unlike Harry Potter, these books are a bit more adult than they originally suggest. For the main reason, these books are fucking DEPRESSING! You have to has some sadistic blood running through you if you don't get depressed a bit by the end.

The A Series of Unfortunate Events are done in a 3rd person "investigative" reporting style from the author's perspective. This is a totally different perspective that what most people read & it's done very well. Mr. Snickett (as the author prefers to maintain their pen name) doesn't bother to write any fictitious acts (although, the entire work is a piece of fiction... from what anybody can tell) or write any "happy endings" into the story, although there's been a couple of times that he wanted to. The stories are a fact-based retelling of the adventures of the Baudelaire Children.

While the movie does paint a fairly accurate depiction of their world, the movie doesn't really do the book series justice. First of all, it only covers the first three books of the series. Second, it places the events out of order & modifies some of the events to enhance the movie. Finally, it actually paints a fictitious happy ending... which shouldn't have been there at all (or at least in sense I believe in).

Each book contains a warning at the start of each book (as well as the back cover) that the book you're about to read is depressing & suggests that you drop the goddamn book & run screaming towards something with a happier tone. However, at the end of each book (excluding the 13th book), Mr. Snickett leaves a teaser about the next book in the series. Despite the teasers, the biggest teaser in the series is the dedication... which each book is dedicated to Beatrix. HOWEVER, you'll have to read the series to understand THAT TEASER

3) Snowcrash by Stephen Neilsen
For those who are wondering when I'm going to get out of the fucking children's section & get into more adult stuff... Your prayers are finally answered here! Snowcrash is one book that is a bit fragmented... much like your computer's hard drive (unless you anal about CPU performance, like myself, & actually bother to do some maintenance, you lazy bastards!). However, the book is very book as it paints a semi-realistic look at virtual worlds & virtual reality.

Snowcrash is done in a "Post Apocalyptic" world where a big-assed Electro-Magnetic Pulse wiped out all the major data centers around the world & the United States, as we know it, no longer exists in the traditional sense of states, but smaller "Franchise Countries" & the "30-minute delivery" policy for pizza is heavily enforced with actual timestamps. The main character is techno-nerd living out of a rental storage unit, but carries a vivid life instead the new internet, as a 3D virtual-reality world. This item called "Snowcrash" starts appearing in the VR world & in the real world & it's up to the main character to figure out what's going on & how to stop it.

As I stated above, the book's storyline is a bit fragmented as one chapter will focus on one character & the next chapter will sharply jump to another character. However, as the book nears the end, all the "chapter fragments" start to merge into one. Despite this one issue, that may make it hard for people to read, it's one interesting book that takes a look at one dark possibility that the world could take & make a piece of fiction out of it.

4) The ULTIMATE Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams
This is actually a 5-in-1 compilation of the entire The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series in one easier-to-find book. HOWEVER, you could look for all 5 books if you really wanted to... but why waste the time & effort here? Again, another book that's done in the 3rd person perspective (from the Guide itself), it's done more for humor. Unlike other book series, these books, like the compilation, just seems to merge fairly well into each other. While it does hit some sci-fi stuff, Mr. Adams mostly did it for comedic effect than anything.

For this, I highly suggest NOT WATCHING the 2005 movie version of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. While it does hold the ideals of Mr. Adams & the series, it doesn't really does the series any justice as it's more of a mish-mash variation of the big story than the actual story. Ironically, the movie does uphold Mr. Adams's ideals of the series, where the actual story is twisted yet again from it's original version... even after the death of Douglas Adams! The 1981/82 BBC Mini-series of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is more accurate to the book, some of the visuals are heavily dated & it only covers the first two books. However, the BBC mini-series were made with the assistance of Mr. Adams with the existing books at that time... so you can't blame the BBC here.

Anyways, the The ULTIMATE Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy contains the COMPLETE story (across the five books, plus one short story) about the book itself & is heavily centered around the not-so-usual life of Arthur Dent once the "Fates of the Galaxy" & "The Guide" reveals themselves to him. As the movie trailer mentions it... "The Greatest Adventure Ever Begins... When the World Ends." This series is in the rare "Sci-Fi Comedy" genre, which is one of the most difficult genres to write about. While there is some technical jargon, where the relevant stuff is explained, it's mostly included for humor.

Despite the anti-climatic & abrupt ending of the entire series in the last book, it's still an excellent read. If you ever want to get some insight to some of the mysteries of life (or at least, one twisted looking into them) & enjoy getting a laugh in the process, you won't regret reading this.

5) The DaVinci Code by Jan Brown
My final book tonight is one of the more controversial books, but if you get past all the religious crap & focus on the main part of the story... it's a real thriller. Again, I don't give a flying fuck (although Think Geek would be happy to sell you one) what your religious views are. The religious stuff within The DaVinci Code is just there as a plot device, in order to keep pushing the story along.

Although the book is a bit fragmented & unbalanced (as a few chapters were only a page long... if that), it's a good read. The Movie version is decent as well, but like all movies, it compresses the entire book (cutting out some stuff... like the second cryptex) in order to get it down to a reasonable time. However, I still suggest reading the book to get the entire story.

The story starts out with a VERY RECENT murder of an important staff member of The Louvre by a member of an extremist religious organization in order to find "The Holy Grail". The Knights Templar & the "Sons of Zion" get mixed in here, but as you read the story... you find out that not everything is as it originally appears. However, you'll have to read the book to find out.

That's all for this this entry of Too Damn Late! It's 3:04 AM CDT & it's getting cool enough in my room to get a decent night's sleep... SO GET TO BED ALREADY!

Posted by TStodden at 5:48 PM CDT

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This YDKJ DOD Classic came from December 19, 2006.

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Welcome back to NESpresso. I know I've been pretty quiet last week as the web activities are conserned, but I have a good reason.

At 12:29 PM CDT Sunday (June 21st), my grandmother died & pretty much took the week off for bereavement. Her funeral was Wednesday with the family, but the major fireworks haven't really gone off yet (as far as I'm conserned) since there's still the issue of her will & the settlement of her estate to deal with. As much as I'm trying to stay OUT of the matter, I have a bad feeling that there will be some bloodshed (figuratively speaking... hopefully) before everything is settled.

In light of all the events this week, I hereby dub the summer of 2009 as "The Summer of Emotion" as emotions seem to be running high in my family as well as the rest of the world. On top of my personal loss, there's been some major losses in the world... Ed McMahon (Johnny Carson's side-kick), Fara Fawcet (70's supermodel, original "Charlie's Angel"... pardon the possible misspelling) & Michael Jackson (If you have never heard of him, you're either 5, living a hole since 1965 or dead). Michael Jackson's death is the only major one that's received major media coverage... so far 2 days worth of coverage now between NBC (Thursday for an hour) & ABC (Friday for 2 hours). There's also another local death nearby of a person that I'm unfamiliar with, but my parents are more likely familiar with who died on Wednesday... I know it just seems depressing this week, but it's more of a coincidence than anything.

On more optimistic news for "The Summer of Emotion", this Saturday marks the 2-week warning for my younger bro's wedding... not to mention that next Saturday is the 4th of July. However you consider a wedding (bad or good), you're probably right to some point. My younger bro & his soon-to-be wife have been seeing each other for about 5-6 years now (that I can remember)... so it's about time they've finally tied the knot. While there are some things that my (soon-to-be) sister-in-law that I don't agree with, but I can get along with her with little problems.

The only major update online with me is the release of Puzzle Pirates Unofficial Omnibus version 0.503 Silver, which includes about 2 months worth of updates & new features in the game that were introduced since version 0.402 Bronze. You can pick it up from Game FAQ's, Super Cheats or Neoseeker (as they're the ones who are actively hosting the guide... considering it's pretty much the ONLY MODERN guide for Puzzle Pirates right now). Feel free to grab a copy of it for your personal use or even use it as a reference for your own Puzzle Pirates guide as the Creative Commons license I use allows derivative works... as long as your work is non-commercial. You can even steal a copy & post to your website, but I like to know who's hosting my guides so that I can add you to my update lists.

As for my Twitter activity, it's still a bit hampered since my Twitter Plugin for Pidgin(MBPurple) took a hit with the "Tweetpocolyspe" with version 0.2.1 (portable) that has been noted. Version 0.2.2 has fixed the major issues that would make Pidgin crash, but it's still has some bugs that are making it extremely annoying that I still have it disabled... so I'm only using the website for my tweets until they get MBPurple fixed well enough to use it again. It has crossed my mind to switch back to Trillian... but that program hasn't received any major updates & Trillian Astra is still stuck in alpha / beta testing & the plugins that I want to use may not work as well as I want them too (or at least without having to cough up the cash for "Pro Version"). That's pretty much the main reason why I'm sticking with Pidgin... more networks, likable features (like tabbed IM windows), free plugins (some assembly / installation work required) & it's completely free since it's open source.

That's all for this issue of the Daily Drip... I'll try to have something more interesting, but don't count on it.

Posted by TStodden at 3:55 PM CDT

Updated: Monday, 29 June 2009 3:56 PM CDT

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For those who want something that'll waste more than just 30 minutes of your time, I present Kyobi.

Pardon the disappropiate flash window, that's Whirled's doing...  not mine.

The game is pretty simple, make 3 or more of the same tile touch to clear them.  Just drag the pieces around the playfield, that's all there is to it!  Throw them, slam them...  whatever you have to do to get three or more to touch.

Just make sure that none of the tiles reach the top of the playfield or you'll run into trouble.  You'll only have a limited amount of time (see the bar at the top) to fix it or it's game over for you!

If you like what you see here, check out Whirled!

Posted by TStodden at 3:42 PM CDT

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For those who want to waste a few minutes this weekend check out...

- Don't Shit Your Pants

It's a very simple, retro-based game where you type in commands to complete the game...  There's pretty much 2 objectives here.

1) Don't Shit Your Pants

2) Use the toilet

 There's other objectives as well, but play the game to find them out.

Posted by TStodden at 3:30 PM CDT

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For those who are more interested in reading than playing a game, check out the "Not-so-brief History of Video Games" at http://kidicarus222.blogspot.com/2009/06/its-secret-to-everybody.html

It's chalk full of Video Game trivia & useless information that you might enjoy

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Weird Al's Latest music Video from his newest CD by the same name.  Enjoy!

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Time for a sobriety check!  If you can't get a perfect on this, you're either a little buzzed OR you can't temporarily reprogram you brain for this little task.

Anyways, Enjoy!

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Welcome back to NESpresso.  Things are still in production here, but it seems that my Twacker has developed a nasty bug of going places it shouldn't be going.  While I try to fix it, just be aware of the problem.

As for the soul-crushing mentioned on Twitter...  it's still in progress, although my Tweeting is going to be a little more limited because my mobile Twitter plugin for Pidgin hasn't been released for all platforms, so I still have to go manual with my tweets (via the website).

I'm still having agression issues with the server, mostly because I have to wade through a long list of items just to find the one I really want as there's practically no rhyme or reason to the list...

If the Forresters really wanted to rule the world, they should have gone with very remedial work instead of bad movies (which I actually use to un-crush my soul).

That's all for now...

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This is more of an anti-Brain Waster, but there are some proof (albeit, theortical) that Time Travel is possible.  However,  the energy requirements to do so is pretty massive as well... which makes it improbable to do & practically impossible to do with today's technology.

Strangely, this also makes the Dr. Who series more probable as well (since the TARDIS uses a "time vortex" (which is like a black hole) as the engine).

Sorry that I can't post the video here (as Discovery doesn't support independant blogs), but please visit http://dsc.discovery.com/videos/2057-time-travel.html for the details.

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It's 12:12 AM CDT & it's time for Too Damn Late!

WARNING: Too Damn Late is written after midnight, so if you're one of those oversensitive people who can't handle swearing & other objectionable content SHOULD STOP READING NOW! The only reason why this warning is placed at the top of each episode of Too Damn Late is to protect myself from idiots like you. Needless to say "VIEWER'S DISCRETION IS ADVISED"

As it's now June 12, 2009... All TV stations (excluding low power, local stations) have to kill their analog signals & broadcast purely in digital... if they chose not to kill their analog signals beforehand. For me, all the major broadcast stations decided to make the jump to digital on the original deadline (of February 17th). HOWEVER, my local PBS station keep their analog broadcast going until 12:01 AM CDT today & the local NBC station was designated as the "nightlight station" until April 19th (60 days after the jump) to serve as the "helpline" for those who didn't make the jump earlier, as part of the FCC rules with the transition.

Myself, I made the jump to digital back in March, 2008 as I was one of the first people to sign up for the DTV converter boxes. While the TV stations were still tweaking things a bit, you have to wonder WHY you didn't to it earlier! The claims with DTV were fairly accurate: More Channels & Better Quality. HOWEVER, things weren't completely perfect.

First of all, reception comes in 3 varieties: Good, Garbled & No Reception. There's practically NO GREY REGIONS here, unlike analog TV. Most of the stations are either good or not, but there a few stations that fall into the garbled catagory, where you get enough signal to find the station during a scan, but not enough to make it really viewable. There's only one station around me that falls into this catagory & it's extremely annoying when attempting to view it.

Second, antenna placement is more critical now! If you can afford it, get an outdoor antenna as it'll give you the best reception potential. Indoor antennas are OK, but they can be pretty fickle as placement of the antenna in the room as well as the occupants can affect reception. It is possible for someone's fat ass in the wrong spot in the room can totally fuck up your reception! Therefore, you'll want to take extra time during set up to maximize signal strength across your known channels.

Third, weather CAN AFFECT reception... sometimes in a big way! For me, the signal strength for one channel dips around 10-20% during the daytime, which can make throw it into the "Garbled Range". However, once the sun starts to set (around 6:00 / 7:00 PM), it works just fine. Rain doesn't hurt as much, but real extreme weather could spell disaster for your reception. You would be royally pissed off if a blizzard between you & your broadcast station fucks up your Superbowl party... however, if such an event happens, having a good party would be the least of your concerns.

Finally, not all DTV's & converter boxes are created equally. Sure, the all do the job, but some just do a better job than others... so try to test out stuff before you buy it, that way you don't get screwed when you get a crappy item.

With DTV, my channel offerings have practically doubled. Back on analog, I was only getting about 6-8 channels. On Digital, I'm getting 15-16 channels from the same sources, most of them are broadcasting 2 subchannels. My local PBS station has went a bit further with 3. Now have the CW, MyNetwork TV, America One, Create (PBS), World (PBS), Universal Sports & 24/7 weather.

Analog TV (with monochrome & color) has had a good run with roughly 60 years over the air... but it's time to evolve into Digital TV. May Digital TV have a good life before the next big thing appears. It reminds me of the song, "Video Killed the Radio Star" & the short-live parody "Internet Killed the Video Star", while it's fair to mourn the death of one format... it's time to move on to it's successor.

That's all for this episode of Too Damn Late for now...

Posted by TStodden at 3:20 PM CDT

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I thought it was only suitable to post the first full episode of You Don't Know Jack with the start of NESlog!

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