Too Damn Late - Episode 3.0: The TDL Book Club
Topic: Too Damn Late

It's 1:25 AM CDT & it's time once again for Too Damn Late!

WARNING: Too Damn Late is written after midnight, so all the "common courtesies" like self-censoring, have gone to bed as well. If you're overly sensitive & easily offended by material... STOP READING THIS POST RIGHT NOW!!! I don't like writing this warning, but I do so in order to warn those who like reading my other entries. If you choose to keep reading beyond this warning, you do so AT YOUR OWN RISK! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!

Before anybody asks where Episode 2.0 went... It was stuffed into the TDL archives without seeing the life on the web. After a fair night's sleep, I thought it would be better off that it never reaches the web.

Anyways, this episode of "Too Damn Late" is dedicated to books. Although old-school by today's standards, there's just some times when you just want to turn off your electronic devices & let your imagination (which is probably in a comma, which all the content there is online) get a small workout. All books suggested in here have been read by myself, regardless of the age they're designed for. Without further ado, here's the list!

1) Harry Potter series by J.K. Rowling (7 Books)
I know what you're thinking... Why starting with a fucking kiddie fad series? Before I got into the series, I was bucking the trend as well. However, J.K. Rowling's writing is really good & she presents a fairly modern fantasy series that could be plausible. While some things are out there, most of the ideals in the series mesh very well with reality.

While the movies (which is set to debut in 2011) are a fair depiction of the books, they're often heavily compressed for time & some items were modified to better suit the film. I still highly suggest that you read the books in order. However, I will note that the one BIG THEORY I had about the end of the 6th Book (which I freely told to some friends, who were interested in it) was actually confirmed in the 7th Book... but you'll have to read the series to find out... If you haven't read into any spoilers, as some websites & even some shows have done so.

Even though the first three books tend to have a light, happy ending... the 4th through 6th books have a darker, less-than-happy ending... which wraps up in a generally happy ending in the 7th. It's a great read that I have to suggest.

2) Lemony Snickett's A Series of Unfortunate Events (13 Books)
Yes, it's another kid's series. However, unlike Harry Potter, these books are a bit more adult than they originally suggest. For the main reason, these books are fucking DEPRESSING! You have to has some sadistic blood running through you if you don't get depressed a bit by the end.

The A Series of Unfortunate Events are done in a 3rd person "investigative" reporting style from the author's perspective. This is a totally different perspective that what most people read & it's done very well. Mr. Snickett (as the author prefers to maintain their pen name) doesn't bother to write any fictitious acts (although, the entire work is a piece of fiction... from what anybody can tell) or write any "happy endings" into the story, although there's been a couple of times that he wanted to. The stories are a fact-based retelling of the adventures of the Baudelaire Children.

While the movie does paint a fairly accurate depiction of their world, the movie doesn't really do the book series justice. First of all, it only covers the first three books of the series. Second, it places the events out of order & modifies some of the events to enhance the movie. Finally, it actually paints a fictitious happy ending... which shouldn't have been there at all (or at least in sense I believe in).

Each book contains a warning at the start of each book (as well as the back cover) that the book you're about to read is depressing & suggests that you drop the goddamn book & run screaming towards something with a happier tone. However, at the end of each book (excluding the 13th book), Mr. Snickett leaves a teaser about the next book in the series. Despite the teasers, the biggest teaser in the series is the dedication... which each book is dedicated to Beatrix. HOWEVER, you'll have to read the series to understand THAT TEASER

3) Snowcrash by Stephen Neilsen
For those who are wondering when I'm going to get out of the fucking children's section & get into more adult stuff... Your prayers are finally answered here! Snowcrash is one book that is a bit fragmented... much like your computer's hard drive (unless you anal about CPU performance, like myself, & actually bother to do some maintenance, you lazy bastards!). However, the book is very book as it paints a semi-realistic look at virtual worlds & virtual reality.

Snowcrash is done in a "Post Apocalyptic" world where a big-assed Electro-Magnetic Pulse wiped out all the major data centers around the world & the United States, as we know it, no longer exists in the traditional sense of states, but smaller "Franchise Countries" & the "30-minute delivery" policy for pizza is heavily enforced with actual timestamps. The main character is techno-nerd living out of a rental storage unit, but carries a vivid life instead the new internet, as a 3D virtual-reality world. This item called "Snowcrash" starts appearing in the VR world & in the real world & it's up to the main character to figure out what's going on & how to stop it.

As I stated above, the book's storyline is a bit fragmented as one chapter will focus on one character & the next chapter will sharply jump to another character. However, as the book nears the end, all the "chapter fragments" start to merge into one. Despite this one issue, that may make it hard for people to read, it's one interesting book that takes a look at one dark possibility that the world could take & make a piece of fiction out of it.

4) The ULTIMATE Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams
This is actually a 5-in-1 compilation of the entire The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series in one easier-to-find book. HOWEVER, you could look for all 5 books if you really wanted to... but why waste the time & effort here? Again, another book that's done in the 3rd person perspective (from the Guide itself), it's done more for humor. Unlike other book series, these books, like the compilation, just seems to merge fairly well into each other. While it does hit some sci-fi stuff, Mr. Adams mostly did it for comedic effect than anything.

For this, I highly suggest NOT WATCHING the 2005 movie version of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. While it does hold the ideals of Mr. Adams & the series, it doesn't really does the series any justice as it's more of a mish-mash variation of the big story than the actual story. Ironically, the movie does uphold Mr. Adams's ideals of the series, where the actual story is twisted yet again from it's original version... even after the death of Douglas Adams! The 1981/82 BBC Mini-series of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is more accurate to the book, some of the visuals are heavily dated & it only covers the first two books. However, the BBC mini-series were made with the assistance of Mr. Adams with the existing books at that time... so you can't blame the BBC here.

Anyways, the The ULTIMATE Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy contains the COMPLETE story (across the five books, plus one short story) about the book itself & is heavily centered around the not-so-usual life of Arthur Dent once the "Fates of the Galaxy" & "The Guide" reveals themselves to him. As the movie trailer mentions it... "The Greatest Adventure Ever Begins... When the World Ends." This series is in the rare "Sci-Fi Comedy" genre, which is one of the most difficult genres to write about. While there is some technical jargon, where the relevant stuff is explained, it's mostly included for humor.

Despite the anti-climatic & abrupt ending of the entire series in the last book, it's still an excellent read. If you ever want to get some insight to some of the mysteries of life (or at least, one twisted looking into them) & enjoy getting a laugh in the process, you won't regret reading this.

5) The DaVinci Code by Jan Brown
My final book tonight is one of the more controversial books, but if you get past all the religious crap & focus on the main part of the story... it's a real thriller. Again, I don't give a flying fuck (although Think Geek would be happy to sell you one) what your religious views are. The religious stuff within The DaVinci Code is just there as a plot device, in order to keep pushing the story along.

Although the book is a bit fragmented & unbalanced (as a few chapters were only a page long... if that), it's a good read. The Movie version is decent as well, but like all movies, it compresses the entire book (cutting out some stuff... like the second cryptex) in order to get it down to a reasonable time. However, I still suggest reading the book to get the entire story.

The story starts out with a VERY RECENT murder of an important staff member of The Louvre by a member of an extremist religious organization in order to find "The Holy Grail". The Knights Templar & the "Sons of Zion" get mixed in here, but as you read the story... you find out that not everything is as it originally appears. However, you'll have to read the book to find out.

 

That's all for this this entry of Too Damn Late! It's 3:04 AM CDT & it's getting cool enough in my room to get a decent night's sleep... SO GET TO BED ALREADY!

YDKJ DoD: Aquaman Left Spyware on My Harddrive
Topic: YDKJ Classic

This YDKJ DOD Classic came from December 19, 2006.

Daily Drip: The Summer of Emotion
Topic: Daily Drip

Welcome back to NESpresso. I know I've been pretty quiet last week as the web activities are conserned, but I have a good reason.

At 12:29 PM CDT Sunday (June 21st), my grandmother died & pretty much took the week off for bereavement. Her funeral was Wednesday with the family, but the major fireworks haven't really gone off yet (as far as I'm conserned) since there's still the issue of her will & the settlement of her estate to deal with. As much as I'm trying to stay OUT of the matter, I have a bad feeling that there will be some bloodshed (figuratively speaking... hopefully) before everything is settled.

In light of all the events this week, I hereby dub the summer of 2009 as "The Summer of Emotion" as emotions seem to be running high in my family as well as the rest of the world. On top of my personal loss, there's been some major losses in the world... Ed McMahon (Johnny Carson's side-kick), Fara Fawcet (70's supermodel, original "Charlie's Angel"... pardon the possible misspelling) & Michael Jackson (If you have never heard of him, you're either 5, living a hole since 1965 or dead). Michael Jackson's death is the only major one that's received major media coverage... so far 2 days worth of coverage now between NBC (Thursday for an hour) & ABC (Friday for 2 hours). There's also another local death nearby of a person that I'm unfamiliar with, but my parents are more likely familiar with who died on Wednesday... I know it just seems depressing this week, but it's more of a coincidence than anything.

On more optimistic news for "The Summer of Emotion", this Saturday marks the 2-week warning for my younger bro's wedding... not to mention that next Saturday is the 4th of July. However you consider a wedding (bad or good), you're probably right to some point. My younger bro & his soon-to-be wife have been seeing each other for about 5-6 years now (that I can remember)... so it's about time they've finally tied the knot. While there are some things that my (soon-to-be) sister-in-law that I don't agree with, but I can get along with her with little problems.

The only major update online with me is the release of Puzzle Pirates Unofficial Omnibus version 0.503 Silver, which includes about 2 months worth of updates & new features in the game that were introduced since version 0.402 Bronze. You can pick it up from Game FAQ's, Super Cheats or Neoseeker (as they're the ones who are actively hosting the guide... considering it's pretty much the ONLY MODERN guide for Puzzle Pirates right now). Feel free to grab a copy of it for your personal use or even use it as a reference for your own Puzzle Pirates guide as the Creative Commons license I use allows derivative works... as long as your work is non-commercial. You can even steal a copy & post to your website, but I like to know who's hosting my guides so that I can add you to my update lists.

As for my Twitter activity, it's still a bit hampered since my Twitter Plugin for Pidgin(MBPurple) took a hit with the "Tweetpocolyspe" with version 0.2.1 (portable) that has been noted. Version 0.2.2 has fixed the major issues that would make Pidgin crash, but it's still has some bugs that are making it extremely annoying that I still have it disabled... so I'm only using the website for my tweets until they get MBPurple fixed well enough to use it again. It has crossed my mind to switch back to Trillian... but that program hasn't received any major updates & Trillian Astra is still stuck in alpha / beta testing & the plugins that I want to use may not work as well as I want them too (or at least without having to cough up the cash for "Pro Version"). That's pretty much the main reason why I'm sticking with Pidgin... more networks, likable features (like tabbed IM windows), free plugins (some assembly / installation work required) & it's completely free since it's open source.

That's all for this issue of the Daily Drip... I'll try to have something more interesting, but don't count on it.

Kyobi (from Whirled.com)
Topic: Weekend Timewaster

For those who want something that'll waste more than just 30 minutes of your time, I present Kyobi.

 

Launch the full version of Whirled

Pardon the disappropiate flash window, that's Whirled's doing...  not mine.

The game is pretty simple, make 3 or more of the same tile touch to clear them.  Just drag the pieces around the playfield, that's all there is to it!  Throw them, slam them...  whatever you have to do to get three or more to touch.

Just make sure that none of the tiles reach the top of the playfield or you'll run into trouble.  You'll only have a limited amount of time (see the bar at the top) to fix it or it's game over for you!

If you like what you see here, check out Whirled!

Don't Shit Your Pants
Topic: Weekend Timewaster

For those who want to waste a few minutes this weekend check out...

- Don't Shit Your Pants

It's a very simple, retro-based game where you type in commands to complete the game...  There's pretty much 2 objectives here.

1) Don't Shit Your Pants

2) Use the toilet

 There's other objectives as well, but play the game to find them out.

Not-so-brief History of Video Games
Topic: Weekend Timewaster

For those who are more interested in reading than playing a game, check out the "Not-so-brief History of Video Games" at http://kidicarus222.blogspot.com/2009/06/its-secret-to-everybody.html

It's chalk full of Video Game trivia & useless information that you might enjoy

YDKJ Classic: Episode 7
Topic: YDKJ Classic

Weird Al Yankovic - Craigslist
Topic: Brain Waster

Weird Al's Latest music Video from his newest CD by the same name.  Enjoy!

YDKJ Classic DoD: I Can Count to at Least Two
Topic: YDKJ Classic

Time for a sobriety check!  If you can't get a perfect on this, you're either a little buzzed OR you can't temporarily reprogram you brain for this little task.

Anyways, Enjoy!

Daily Drip: Debugging in Progress
Topic: Daily Drip

Welcome back to NESpresso.  Things are still in production here, but it seems that my Twacker has developed a nasty bug of going places it shouldn't be going.  While I try to fix it, just be aware of the problem.

As for the soul-crushing mentioned on Twitter...  it's still in progress, although my Tweeting is going to be a little more limited because my mobile Twitter plugin for Pidgin hasn't been released for all platforms, so I still have to go manual with my tweets (via the website).

I'm still having agression issues with the server, mostly because I have to wade through a long list of items just to find the one I really want as there's practically no rhyme or reason to the list...

If the Forresters really wanted to rule the world, they should have gone with very remedial work instead of bad movies (which I actually use to un-crush my soul).

That's all for now...

Time Travel: NOT Impossible... Just Very Improbable
Topic: Brain Waster

This is more of an anti-Brain Waster, but there are some proof (albeit, theortical) that Time Travel is possible.  However,  the energy requirements to do so is pretty massive as well... which makes it improbable to do & practically impossible to do with today's technology.

Strangely, this also makes the Dr. Who series more probable as well (since the TARDIS uses a "time vortex" (which is like a black hole) as the engine).

Sorry that I can't post the video here (as Discovery doesn't support independant blogs), but please visit http://dsc.discovery.com/videos/2057-time-travel.html for the details.

Too Damn Late - Episode 1.0: Farewell Analog Television!
Topic: Too Damn Late

It's 12:12 AM CDT & it's time for Too Damn Late!

WARNING: Too Damn Late is written after midnight, so if you're one of those oversensitive people who can't handle swearing & other objectionable content SHOULD STOP READING NOW! The only reason why this warning is placed at the top of each episode of Too Damn Late is to protect myself from idiots like you. Needless to say "VIEWER'S DISCRETION IS ADVISED"

As it's now June 12, 2009... All TV stations (excluding low power, local stations) have to kill their analog signals & broadcast purely in digital... if they chose not to kill their analog signals beforehand. For me, all the major broadcast stations decided to make the jump to digital on the original deadline (of February 17th). HOWEVER, my local PBS station keep their analog broadcast going until 12:01 AM CDT today & the local NBC station was designated as the "nightlight station" until April 19th (60 days after the jump) to serve as the "helpline" for those who didn't make the jump earlier, as part of the FCC rules with the transition.

Myself, I made the jump to digital back in March, 2008 as I was one of the first people to sign up for the DTV converter boxes. While the TV stations were still tweaking things a bit, you have to wonder WHY you didn't to it earlier! The claims with DTV were fairly accurate: More Channels & Better Quality. HOWEVER, things weren't completely perfect.

First of all, reception comes in 3 varieties: Good, Garbled & No Reception. There's practically NO GREY REGIONS here, unlike analog TV. Most of the stations are either good or not, but there a few stations that fall into the garbled catagory, where you get enough signal to find the station during a scan, but not enough to make it really viewable. There's only one station around me that falls into this catagory & it's extremely annoying when attempting to view it.

Second, antenna placement is more critical now! If you can afford it, get an outdoor antenna as it'll give you the best reception potential. Indoor antennas are OK, but they can be pretty fickle as placement of the antenna in the room as well as the occupants can affect reception. It is possible for someone's fat ass in the wrong spot in the room can totally fuck up your reception! Therefore, you'll want to take extra time during set up to maximize signal strength across your known channels.

Third, weather CAN AFFECT reception... sometimes in a big way! For me, the signal strength for one channel dips around 10-20% during the daytime, which can make throw it into the "Garbled Range". However, once the sun starts to set (around 6:00 / 7:00 PM), it works just fine. Rain doesn't hurt as much, but real extreme weather could spell disaster for your reception. You would be royally pissed off if a blizzard between you & your broadcast station fucks up your Superbowl party... however, if such an event happens, having a good party would be the least of your concerns.

Finally, not all DTV's & converter boxes are created equally. Sure, the all do the job, but some just do a better job than others... so try to test out stuff before you buy it, that way you don't get screwed when you get a crappy item.

With DTV, my channel offerings have practically doubled. Back on analog, I was only getting about 6-8 channels. On Digital, I'm getting 15-16 channels from the same sources, most of them are broadcasting 2 subchannels. My local PBS station has went a bit further with 3. Now have the CW, MyNetwork TV, America One, Create (PBS), World (PBS), Universal Sports & 24/7 weather.

Analog TV (with monochrome & color) has had a good run with roughly 60 years over the air... but it's time to evolve into Digital TV. May Digital TV have a good life before the next big thing appears. It reminds me of the song, "Video Killed the Radio Star" & the short-live parody "Internet Killed the Video Star", while it's fair to mourn the death of one format... it's time to move on to it's successor.

That's all for this episode of Too Damn Late for now...

YDKJ: Episode 1
Topic: YDKJ Classic

I thought it was only suitable to post the first full episode of You Don't Know Jack with the start of NESlog!

Daily Drip: NESpresso - The Relaunch
Mood:  happy
Topic: Daily Drip
Welcome back to the new home of NESpresso.  The main reason why I moved over to Tripod is that Yahoo! is closing Geocities, which was NESpresso's original home practically 10 years.  I still want to host NESpresso on my owner server, but ISP issues & restrictions have put those plans on hold (as I don't want to enrage them for breaking their policy).

For those who have been with NESpresso for some time will notice that things been striped down a bit.  This is mostly because things are still being remade & streamlined for the current age.  Some things may not be returning while other items will take some time to return, sometimes in a different format than what others prefer.

One thing that will be changing is that the "Daily Drip" & the archives will not be returning in the traditional sense as the NESlog (my blog, which you're reading now) will be taking over that duty as it automates the process.  However, I'll likely use "Daily Drip" for standard website updates or general ramblings.  All downloads available here (the foremetioned "NESdrive", coming soon) will be handled by <a href="http://www.mediafire.com">MediaFire</a> as it allows me to host files without having to worry about file sizes (to a point), bandwidth or other restrictions that Tripod may enforce.  Otherwise, I'll just provide a direct link to the files as most major sites tend to have load balancing links that cover all their mirrors.

As for NESlog, "Too Damn Late" will be returning...  I'll be starting back at Episode 1.0 again with (somewhat) new stuff to rant about.  HOWEVER, the "Classics" (aka Old) episodes will occasionally pop up, but they will get updated to fit more modern times.  As always, "Too Damn Late" is always written after midnight, so the same <B><font color="red">VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED</FONT></B> for them.  There'll be a few features on NESlog will be the "Weekend Timewaster" where I post about some stupid web game or toy to blow your time with.  "YDKJ Classics", as the same states, will be classic episode (or Daily Dis-or-Dat) from the You Don't Know Jack: the Webisodes collection (May last for about 2 years or so, depending on how frequently I post these).  "Brain Wasters" will be a group of videos available online to rot your brains with.

There'll likely be more stuff to talk about...  but that's for another time.